A moral crisis has hit middle-class Aloha High School (I'm guessing they're referring to pregnant cheerleader Heather [Cheryl Smith of LEMORA, A CHILD'S TALE OF THE SUPERNATURAL]) and it is in danger of being merged with working-class Lincoln Vocational (itself full of cokeheads and sedated teachers). School board president Walter Hartlander (William Bramley, WEST SIDE STORY) plans to send an inspection committee to look into the running of the school (and who could blame him, since principal Ivory [Carl Ballantine, THE SHAKIEST GUN IN THE WEST] injured himself cooking basting a turkey in his office, leaving the school in the care of sexpot Mrs. Watson [Regina Gleason, TV's DAYS OF OUR LIVES] and villainous Nurse Beam [Eddra Gale, 8 1/2's "La Saraghina"]). The cheerleaders don't help the school by shaking down their Lincoln rivals for pot, vodka, tequila, and cocaine, which they use to drug their own school's lunch menu on the day the inspection team (BLOOD ORGY OF THE SHE DEVILS' Lillian McBride, FUTUREWORLD's Bert Conroy, and KING KONG's Garry Walberg). With the Aloha-Lincoln merger more likely. Former military officer Walker (Norman Thomas Marshall) is put in charge and whips the student body into shape, which upsets Hartlander who wants to close Aloha down to make room for a multi-million dollar Park-N-Lark shopping center. He bribes Nurse Beam to sabotage Walker's efforts (she has to resort to bombing the school). When the girls learn about the development plot, they must rescue Walker before the school is bull-dozed. The follow-up to THE CHEERLEADERS (directed by Richard Lerner, co-producer/co-writer/cinematographer of the previous film), lightning doesn't strike twice with REVENGE OF THE CHEERLEADERS. Sure, the cast is better and more experienced (including Smith using her Rainbeaux Smitch credit for roles that required nudity) - there's also the novelty value of Hasselhoff's early credit as "Boner" (which I doubt appears on his resume) - but no amount of cheesy dance numbers, car chases, and food fights can make up for the fact that REVENGE OF THE CHEERLEADERS seems to have been tailored for a R-rating (THE CHEERLEADERS had a self-applied X, but also played in a cut-down R-rated version). The naughtiness is repeatedly downplayed in favor of the comedy. The bubble-filled shower orgy is intercut with the antics of the stoned inspection team with greater screentime afforded to the latter. Similarly, the dissolve-heavy outdoor threesome between two of the cheerleaders and a boyscout (who looks quite a bit older than the girls) is intercut with the basketball game, once again with more emphasis on the game antics. It's workable in a double- or triple-bill, but not interesting on its own.