A not-even-remotely effective anthology of "eerie tales" narrated by THE TWILIGHT ZONE's Rod Serling (the opening and closing narration are handled by an unidentified stand-in, suggesting some post-production tinkering) revolving around the supernatural occurrences involving the residents of a certain cemetery while they were still living. In the first story, frat trio Frank (Gary Brockette, MARK OF THE WITCH), Randy (John Leslie), and Dave (Tom Haywood) inadvertently cause the accidental death of Johnny Davis (John Cissne) and are cursed to each die within cycles of seven days ("one by land, two by sky"). A week later, Dave is hit by a car and killed. Another week later, Frank boards a plane and confesses his fears to fellow passenger Father Duane (Bob Ginnaven, SO SAD ABOUT GLORIA), who convinces him that it is entirely coincidental. Father Duane gets off the plane at his destination while Frank continues on, only for the plane to explode before take-off. A week later, Father Duane, in order to remove his own sense of doubt, decides to contact Randy, only to be informed that he has gone skydiving... In the second story - set in 1906 - farmboy Jeff (Kevin Bieberly) is concerned when his dog goes missing and discovers the entrance to a cave that has opened up after the rain. His father Joe (Robert Holton) and the other townspeople are perturbed about the monstrous noises coming from the pit, but Joe decides to go down there anyway (just in case it might be his boy's dog)... The final story is a needlessly protracted version of the "stop me if you've heard this before" urban legend "The Girl on the Bridge," in which Senator (Michael Harvey, DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT) and his wife (Judith Fields) who pick up disoriented young Susan (Rosie Holotik, HORROR HIGH) on a bridge and agree to take her home. Of course, when they arrive there, Susan has vanished from the back seat and they learn from her father (Gene Ross, LOST HIGHWAY) that Susan died in an accident several years ago. The slim story is flesh out with flashbacks of Susan wanting to marry poor boy Paul (August Sehven) and her socially conscious father wanting her to marry into a wealthy family. The story is ponderously followed up by a near five-minute montage of Susan and Paul romping around the woods to a very folksly seventies vocal (not bad in itself). The most interesting aspect of the third tale is the trio of Harvey, Holotik, and Ross, who appeared the same year in the Grindhouse favorite DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT. The film is not content to end there at the eighty minute mark; rather, it takes us through a ten minute recap of all three stories with a mix of narration from Serling and the other unidentified narrator who adds some irrelevant (to the stories) information on witchcraft and the power of suggestion, and once again (for the fifth time, I believe) recycles the close-up of Mrs. Davis reciting her curse to the camera (which perhaps makes sense of the DVD label's decision to have her head sticking out of the outhouse on the "Septic Cinema" main menu screen). The film was cheaply lensed in Arkansas (producer Joe Glass is now the Arkansas film commissioner) by prolific TV cinematographer James Roberson (who photographed THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN in Techniscope with much more panache, and also directed SUPERSTITION with much more gore and gusto) and directed by Harry Thomason (better known for his TV work on such shows as DESIGNING WOMEN and THE FALL GUY).