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Directed by St. John Legh Clowes
UK 19
48

 

The final cinematic feature to be directed by the wonderfully named St. John Legh Clowes, No Orchids for Miss Blandish is a crime fuelled British noir which stars Jack La Rue and Linden Travers. A plot to rob a spoilt heiress of her jewels becomes complicated when two rival gangs accidentally commit murder. Desperation and a knee-jerk reaction turn the situation into a ransom for big bucks but will the tense and dangerous situation turn these wannabe gangsters into rich men or dead men walking? Shocking for its time, the movie became known for its strong themes of crime, violence and sex.

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No Orchids for Miss Blandish, a notorious 1948 British gangster film directed by St. John Legh Clowes, is a loose and lurid adaptation of James Hadley Chase's 1939 pulp novel of the same name, infamous for its graphic depictions of sex, violence, and immorality that shocked post-war audiences and critics alike.

The story follows the kidnapping of wealthy heiress Miss Blandish (played by Linden Travers) by a ruthless mob led by the psychopathic Slim Grisson (Jack La Rue), only for her to develop a twisted Stockholm syndrome-like infatuation with her captor amid a web of betrayal, murder, and underworld intrigue, culminating in a blood-soaked climax.

Despite its starry cast—including Hugh McDermott as a detective pursuing the case—and ambitious noir stylings, the film was lambasted upon release for its amateurish dialogue, erratic pacing, and gratuitous sensationalism, earning a reputation as one of Britain's worst cinematic efforts and prompting calls for censorship reform.

Over time, it has gained a cult following as a campy artifact of mid-20th-century excess, re-released in the U.S. as Black Dice, though its legacy remains one of scandal rather than acclaim.

 

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Theatrical Release: April 13th, 1948

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Comparison:

VCI Entertainment - Region 0 - NTSC vs. Kino Lorber - Region 'A' - Blu-ray vs. Indicator - Region FREE - Blu-ray vs. 88 Films - Region 'B' - Blu-ray

 

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Released in the US in June 2019:

BONUS CAPTURES:

Distribution

VCI Entertainment

Region 0 - NTSC

Kino Lorber
Region 'A' -
Blu-ray
Indicator
Region FREE -
Blu-ray
88 Films
Region 'B' -
Blu-ray
Runtime 1:43:08 1:43:36.710 1:43:17.816 / 1:43:10 1:43:16.982
Video 1.33:1 Aspect Ratio
Average Bitrate:  6.9 mb/s
NTSC 720x480 29.97 f/s  

Disc Size: 22,676,728,512 bytes

Feature Size: 20,940,355,584 bytes

Average Bitrate: 23.96 Mbps

Single-layered Blu-ray MPEG-4 AVC Video

Disc Size: 48,035,829,227 bytes

Feature Size: 29,362,745,664 bytes

Average Bitrate: 34.96 Mbps

Dual-layered Blu-ray MPEG-4 AVC Video

Disc Size: 49,737,513,628 bytes

Feature Size: 27,246,028,800 bytes

Average Bitrate: 31.00 Mbps

Dual-layered Blu-ray MPEG-4 AVC Video

NOTE: The Vertical axis represents the bits transferred per second. The Horizontal is the time in minutes.

Bitrate:

Bitrate Kino: Blu-ray

Bitrate: Indicator: Blu-ray

Bitrate: 88 Films: Blu-ray

Audio English (Dolby Digital 2.0)  DTS-HD Master Audio English 1554 kbps 2.0 / 48 kHz / 1554 kbps / 16-bit (DTS Core: 2.0 / 48 kHz / 1509 kbps / 16-bit) DTS-HD Master Audio English 1085 kbps 1.0 / 48 kHz / 1085 kbps / 24-bit (DTS Core: 1.0 / 48 kHz / 768 kbps / 24-bit)

LPCM Audio English 2304 kbps 2.0 / 48 kHz / 2304 kbps / 24-bit
Commentary:

Dolby Digital Audio English 192 kbps 2.0 / 48 kHz / 192 kbps / DN -31dB

Subtitles None None English (SDH), None English (SDH), None
Features

Release Information:
Studio: VCI

Aspect Ratio:
Original Aspect Ratio 1.33:1

Edition Details:

• Video Interview with Richard Gordon and Richard Nielson by Joel Blumberg (34:08)
• Audio Interview with Richard Gordon, Richard Nielson and Tom Weaver (39:18)
• British Trailer (2:06)
• American Trailer (1:42)
• Photos Gallery

DVD Release Date: May 25th, 2010

Keep Case
Chapters: 12

Release Information:
Studio: Kino Lorber

 

Disc Size: 22,676,728,512 bytes

Feature Size: 20,940,355,584 bytes

Average Bitrate: 23.96 Mbps

Single-layered Blu-ray MPEG-4 AVC Video

 

Edition Details:
• Original Theatrical Trailer (2:06) and 5 other film trailers

Blu-ray Release Date:
March 20th, 2018
Standard Blu-ray Case

Chapters 8

Release Information:
Studio: Indicator

 

Disc Size: 48,035,829,227 bytes

Feature Size: 29,362,745,664 bytes

Average Bitrate: 34.96 Mbps

Dual-layered Blu-ray MPEG-4 AVC Video

 

Edition Details:
• Miss Blandish and the Censor (2019): ex-BBFC examiner Richard Falcon discusses the controversial film's history with the British Board of Film Censors (41:12)
• Interview with producer Richard Gordon and actor Richard Neilson (2010, 34:24): filmed interview with the famed US distributor-producer, and the actor
• Soldier, Sailor (1945, 49:21): World War II docudrama, conceived by No Orchids for Miss Blandish’s writer-director St John Legh Clowes
• Original British and American theatrical trailers (2:06 + 1:42)
• Image gallery: on-set and promotional photography
• Limited edition exclusive booklet with a new essay by Robert Murphy, analysis of the different versions of the source novel, an extract from an essay on No Orchids for Miss Blandish by George Orwell, news accounts of the controversy surrounding the film’s release, an overview of contemporary critical responses, and film credits
• UK premiere on Blu-ray
• Limited Edition of 3,000 copies

Blu-ray Release Date:
May 27th, 2019
Transparent Blu-ray Case

Chapters 12

Release Information:
Studio: 88 Films

 

Disc Size: 49,737,513,628 bytes

Feature Size: 27,246,028,800 bytes

Average Bitrate: 31.00 Mbps

Dual-layered Blu-ray MPEG-4 AVC Video

 

Edition Details:
• Audio Commentary by Kim Newman and Barry Forshaw
• Class War - Stephen Thrower on No Orchids For Miss Blandish (30:55)
• A Shock to the System - Melanie Williams on No Orchids For Miss Blandish (17:36)
• Cheap Thrills - Maxim Jakubowski on author James Hadley Chase (16:02)
• Miss Blandish and the Censor (41:11)
• Theatrical Trailer (2:06)
• “Black Dice” Trailer (1:42)

Blu-ray Release Date:
October 20th, 2025
Transparent Blu-ray Case

Chapters 11

 

 

Comments:

NOTE: The below Blu-ray captures were taken directly from the Blu-ray disc.

ADDITION: 88 Films (UK) - Region 'B' - Blu-ray - September 2025: 88 Films in the UK have also transferred St. John Legh Clowes' "No Orchids for Miss Blandish" to Blu-ray. I love this film's atmosphere - venues pool in inky darkness, punctuated by harsh key lights that carve angular shadows across faces, lending a noirish paranoia to even mundane exchanges; Slim Grisson's brooding silhouette against a rain-slicked window, for instance, recalls the fatalistic glow of The Maltese Falcon (1941), though here it's more theatrical than textured. It is an arresting relic of post-war British cinema, aspiring to the slick fatalism of American film noir while constrained by its low-budget origins. This 1080P transfer, also in the film's original 1.37:1 aspect ratio, sourced from a meticulously restored negative captures the moody noir cinematography of Gerald Gibbs (Devil Doll, X the Unknown, The Green Man, Whisky Galore!,) with impressive fidelity. Fine film grain is preserved for an authentic texture, while deep blacks and balanced contrasts reveal intricate shadow details in the gang hideouts and nightclub scenes without crush or haloing, resulting in a sharp, artifact-free image that far surpasses the softer, interlaced look of older DVD editions and even edges out prior Blu-ray efforts in overall clarity and dynamic range.

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On their Blu-ray, 88 Films use a linear PCM mono track (24-bit) in the original English language. The soundtrack honors the film's vintage mono origins while providing a clean, hiss-free restoration that emphasizes the sultry jazz swells of Greek / Italian George Melachrino's (The Gamma People, The Shop at Sly Corner, Appointment With Crime, Eight O'Clock Walk,) score and the gravelly pulp dialogue with surprising warmth and presence; higher frequencies occasionally carry a period-appropriate tinny edge during tense exchanges, but the overall fidelity is robust, with no age-related irregularities or distortion, allowing Jack La Rue's brooding drawl and Linden Travers' fervent pleas to resonate clearly. Augmenting the score - we have Zoe Gail, as lounge singer Margo, delivers sultry torch songs amid the Black Dice's haze, her poised vaudeville poise mirroring the film's erotic undercurrents. "Still Waters" (Melachrino / Dyrenforth) is a breathy ballad of hidden passions, Gail's husky build foreshadowing Miss Blandish's obsession with Slim, her gaze locking onto La Rue for meta-intimacy. "When He'd Got It, Did He Want It?" follows with innuendo-laced wit, Gail's arch phrasing and sly brass underscoring post-coital regret, blending campy bounce with thematic bite on possession. Capping the set, "Danse d'Extase" (Melachrino) features Toy & Wing's acrobatic frenzy - flips and scarves in exotic whirl - offering kinetic release via their vaudeville flair, a cartoonish burst of rapture amid the noir grit. These interludes, dismissed as tacky then, now charm as pulpy poetry, bridging violence and vulnerability. Optional English (SDH) subtitles ensure accessibility for the occasionally thick accents and 88 Films Blu-ray is region 'B'-locked.

This 88 Films Blu-ray edition shines with a robust suite of new and archival supplements that deepen appreciation for the film's scandalous legacy, starting with an engaging audio commentary by genre experts Kim Newman (author of Classic Monsters Unleashed) and Barry Forshaw (author of "British Crime Film", "British Gothic Cinema",) who dissect its transatlantic pretensions and censorship battles with wit and insight; the trio of fresh featurettes - 1/2 hour "Class War" by Stephen Thrower (Murderous Passions Volume 1: The Delirious Cinema of Jesús Franco), probing the film's subversive class dynamics; the 17 minute "A Shock to the System" by Melanie Williams (David Lean - British Film-Makers,) exploring its cultural jolt; and the 1/4 hour "Cheap Thrills" by Maxim Jakubowski (Mammoth Book of Best British Crime,) illuminating James Hadley Chase's pulp roots - offer concise, scholarly yet accessible analyses, complemented by the archival "Miss Blandish and the Censor" (over 40 minutes - repeated from the Indicator Blu-ray), a riveting BBFC deep-dive; rounding out the package are the snappy theatrical trailer and the lurid U.S. "Black Dice" promo, making for a collector-friendly array that's more focused and contemporary than the broader but dated bonuses on the rival editions reviewed here.

St. John Legh Clowes' "No Orchids for Miss Blandish" is one of the most polarizing artifacts in British film history - a bold, if flawed, attempt to transplant the gritty allure of American film noir to the austerity-ravaged shores of post-war England. Adapted from James Hadley Chase's 1939 pulp novel, which itself drew controversy for its unapologetic embrace of sex, violence, and moral ambiguity, the film was envisioned as the launchpad for an ambitious series of eight American-set gangster epics produced on a modest £40,000 budget. Shot entirely in Britain with a predominantly British and Canadian cast struggling to affect Yankee accents, it masquerades as a New York underworld saga but betrays its origins through its peculiar blend of melodrama, campy excess, and unfiltered brutality. At its core, the narrative follows the kidnapping of the icy heiress Miss Blandish (Linden Travers - Hitchcock's The Lady Vanishes) during a botched robbery at a high-society engagement party, where her fiancé is murdered in cold blood. The initial culprits, a ragtag crew led by the trigger-happy Riley (Richard Nielson - A Matter of Life and Death,) are swiftly eliminated by the more professional Grisson gang, headed by the domineering matriarch Ma Grisson (Lilli Molnar - Pandora and the Flying Dutchman) and her psychopathic son Slim (Jack La Rue - The Story of Temple Drake.) Hugh McDermott (Devil Girl from Mars, Night People, First Men in the Moon) portrays Dave Fenner, a tenacious private detective hired by the Blandish family to track down the kidnapped heiress and unravel the web of gangland intrigue delivering a steadfast performance that grounds the film's pulpy excess with earnest procedural grit. Zoe Gail makes a memorable debut (actually her only feature film) as the sultry lounge singer Margo in No Orchids for Miss Blandish, captivating the Black Dice nightclub patrons - and the brooding Slim Grisson - with her breathy renditions of torch songs like "Still Waters" and "When He'd Got It, Did He Want It?," infusing the film's underworld haze with vaudeville charm and innuendo-laced allure. As ransom negotiations drag on, Miss Blandish - initially a symbol of untouchable privilege - undergoes a profound transformation, forging a obsessive bond with Slim that veers into Stockholm syndrome territory, complete with implied sexual submission and declarations of eternal love. Thematically, the film dissects the erotic undercurrents of power and captivity, with Miss Blandish's "melting" (as her fiancé crudely puts it) symbolizing a rebellion against post-war propriety. In a crowded field of restorations, 88 Films' 2025 Blu-ray of "No Orchids for Miss Blandish" emerges as a tantalizing upgrade for cult enthusiasts, blending technical polish with thematically attuned extras that refract the film's enduring notoriety through modern lenses. It's a worthwhile grab for noir completists seeking the freshest take on this British bad girl, earning a solid recommendation as a vibrant, if not flawless, resurrection of a cinematic lightning rod. Absolutely recommended. 

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ADDITION: Indicator - Region FREE - Blu-ray - April 2019': The short story is that the Indicator improves on every front. The transfer offers, seamlessly branched to include the US cut "Black Dice", is on a dual-layered Blu-ray disc, 1.37:1, with a max'ed out bitrate. It has richer, deeper black levels, is crisper and may have a sliver more information in the frame. The UK transfer is superior on most fronts but notable in the contrast layering.

As for audio, Indicator use a linear PCM mono track (24-bit) in the original English. It has resonance and is marginally crisper. The score by George Melachrino (Appointment With Crime, Eight O'Clock Walk) sounds supportive if relegated to subtleness. The Indicator offers optional English subtitles and is a Region FREE Blu-ray.

Indicator include many supplements. Firstly, the already-mentioned ability to see the US cut of the film. There is a 41-minute video piece entitled Miss Blandish and the Censor (2019) with ex-BBFC examiner Richard Falcon discusses the controversial film's history with the British Board of Film Censors bringing up all the facets of the decision on the film's reputation of controversy. Included is a 1/2 hour interview, from 2010, with producer Richard Gordon and actor Richard Neilson filmed interview with the famed US distributor-producer, and the actor - as found on the VCI DVD. Alexander Shaw's Soldier, Sailor (1945, 49:21) is a World War II docudrama, conceived by No Orchids for Miss Blandish’s writer-director St John Legh Clowes about life aboard merchant ships with the Maritime Regiment of the Royal Artillery. There are also original British and American theatrical trailers and an image gallery with on-set and promotional photography. The package contains a limited edition (3,000 copies) exclusive booklet with a new essay by Robert Murphy, analysis of the different versions of the source novel, an extract from an essay on No Orchids for Miss Blandish by George Orwell, news accounts of the controversy surrounding the film’s release, an overview of contemporary critical responses, and film credits.

This is a wonderfully complete releases and the definite one to own for No Orchids For Miss Blandish. Indicator do it again - the best Blu-ray company in Europe and certainly comparable to Criterion for world #1. This has our highest recommendation!

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ADDITION: Kino Lorber Blu-ray - February 18': The new Kino is single-layered and essentially bare-bones. The 1080P, looks quite strong at times - surface scratches are evident but the image towers over the interlaced VCI DVD. It has some impressive moments in HD with nicely layered contrast and excellent, shadow-rich, cinematography by Gerald Gibbs (X The Unknown). It looks consistent in-motion.

DTS-HD Master 2.0 channel (16-bit) lossless audio, reasonably unremarkable with a score is by George Melachrino (Appointment With Crime Eight O'Clock Walk). There are no subtitles and the Blu-ray disc is Region 'A'-locked.

No extras aside from a trailer for No Orchids for Miss Blandish and 4 other films. The VCI should be commended for their supplements. I warm closer to this odd, very rough (at times) effort. For hardcore Noir completists and fans of Brit 'Dark Cinema'. Enjoy!

Gary W. Tooze

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ON THE DVD: Firstly, there is a UK version, that I don't own, from "Simply Media" HERE - but I have heard it is of extremely poor a/v quality. We may compare one day but it's quite an odd-duck film so it may never transpire.   

It's another interlaced (see combing example in last capture), but dual-layered VCI effort. It actually looks extremely good - very clean - decent detail but contrast spears a little green. VCI should really stop releasing interlaced transfers - it's 2010 for cuss sake! On the positive it is one of the best transfers from this outfit that I've seen.

As usual, no subtitles - and, unremarkable but audible 2.0 channel sound. It's weaker than the impressive video this area but not enough to make issue even with the varying of Brit accents. I'm fairly forgiving considering the clandestine showing of the film - considered a noir but it's certainly debatable. Extras are decent with a brand new 35-minute video interview with Richard Gordon and Richard Nielson by Joel Blumberg and a 40-minute audio Interview with Richard Gordon, Richard Nielson and Tom Weaver. Good show! We also get the British and American (Black Dice) trailers and a photo gallery.

As for the film - this is a weird one alright - it certainly looks noirish but as Kenneth Turan HERE states in his roundup of the "Footsteps and Fog: British Film Noir,” series put on by the UCLA Film & Television Archive;

"At least one film in this series comes close to being beyond categories, and that is "No Orchids for Miss Blandish." Based on a James Hadley Chase novel and allegedly set in the New York underworld, it was filmed entirely in Twickenham with a largely British cast sporting American accents that are uncertain at best. And that isn't the half of it.

With both a "rich girl loves gangster kidnapper" plot and a costar (American actor Jack La Rue) that echo the outré "The Story of Temple Drake," "No Orchids' " combination of thuggish savagery and Ed Wood-style filmmaking affronted the sensibilities of 1948 Britain something fierce. The Monthly Film Bulletin, called it "the most sickening exhibition of brutality, perversion, sex and sadism ever to be shown on a cinema screen." Seen today, it is hard not to agree with New York's Film Forum, which called it "the most bizarre British film ever." You have been warned
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More tame by modern standards but still has an 'edge'.  

Gary W. Tooze


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Released in the US in June 2019:

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VCI Entertainment

Region 0 - NTSC

Kino Lorber
Region 'A' -
Blu-ray
Indicator
Region FREE -
Blu-ray
88 Films
Region 'B' -
Blu-ray



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