Three bored college roommates - "Fat Don Juan" Jimmie (Hal Havins, NIGHT OF THE DEMONS' Stooge), horny Keith (John Stuart Wildman, TERROR NIGHT/BLOODY MOVIE), and horror movie geek Calvin (Andras Jones, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER) - decide to spy on the Delta Delta Delta ("felt-a-Delta") midnight initiation ritual (which in the past have involved paddlings, worm-filled bras, and "whip cream delight"). When they get caught by sadistic sorority president Babs (Robin Stille, SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE), they are blackmailed into helping sore-bottomed pledges Lisa (Michelle Bauer, HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS [under her pre-scream queen fame name Michelle McClellan]) and Taffy (Brinke Stevens, HAUNTING FEAR) break into a bowling alley and steal a trophy as a souvenir. What the pledges and the losers don't know is that Babs' father owns the shopping mall and that she and her two cohorts Rhonda (Kathi Obrecht, LINNEA QUIGLEY'S HORROR WORKOUT) and Frankie (Carla Baron, HALLOWEEN NIGHT/HACK-O-LANTERN) will be watching them from the surveillance cameras. It turns out that they are not the only intruders in the bowling alley when Calvin runs into Spider (Linnea Quigley, RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD) robbing the cash registers. After some catty back-and-forth, the parties are set to go their separate ways when the trophy Jimmie has picked out is dropped and out pops a jive-talking imp who calls himself "Uncle Impy" (voiced by Michael Sonye, aka "Dukey Flyswatter" of the band Haunted Garage). He offers to grant each of them one wish; of course, this is a horror film and wishes in a horror film usually backfire on the grantee in gory ways...

Being a theatrical release (through Urban Classics, a theatrical distributor funded by Empire Pictures' Charles Band), SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA is hampered in the gore department by some obvious abrupt MPAA-mandated cuts, but there's a healthy smattering of R-rated (and whipped cream-doused) nudity. Unfortunately, the film fails to make good on its wishes-backfiring scenario, with characters more often dispatched by their demonized pals than a twist in their good fortune (it doesn't help that the script has the horror movie character warn them of what is most likely to happen if they make their wishes). The imp (created by Craig Caton, who worked on the creature effects crews of big budget films like FRIGHT NIGHT, 2010, and BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA during this period) has some lame one-liners, but the live actors are all likable despite paper-thin characterizations. It matters not that pledges are in their thirties because they are Brinke Stevens and Michelle Bauer (although the latter is not afforded the camp opportunities of her lead role in films like THE TOMB). The always-welcome George "Buck" Flower (billed here as C.D. LaFleur, but instantly recognizable) makes an amusing appearance as the janitor who knows the imp's backstory (and how it got into the bottom of a bowling trophy). The score of prolific TV composer Guy Moon is partially recycled from his score for CREEPOZOIDS, his previous assignment for director David DeCoteau (scenes from his direct-to-video feature DREAMANIAC also appear as the horror movie Calvin is watching on TV early on); however, the most memorable track is the 1987 single "Here in the Darkness" written by Bob Parr and performed by Greg Stone (featured as the main and end title themes).