Late night talk show host Rusty DeFage (Dino Lee) takes his audience through a series of re-enactments of urban legends happening in the L.A. area. There's the necking couple in the graveyard who hear about the escaped, hook-handed maniac (the only one I recognized), an eye-sucking vampire optometrist, a dentist named Dr. Pain, a phone sex recipient having an electrical mishap with a vacuum cleaner, a doctor breaking a needle off in a patient's arm, and brain-sucking crack whores (I think). Writer/actor/co-director Carl Crew originally wrote a script about a girl who experiences several urban legends in a single night, but producer Bill Osco (ALICE IN WONDERLAND, the adult version) ruled it too expensive and gave Crew a week to do a cheaper rewrite. Osco further augmented the finish cut with interstitial footage that turned out to be composed of every single non-stand-up moment of his special THE UNKNOWN COMIC (LA comic Murray Langston's alter-ego), stock footage from a Doris Wishman nudie pic, stock footage from his own ALIEN rip-off THE BEING, and some incredibly incongruous and near-pornographic bits from his then-unsold "adult MTV" cable project PINK TV. None of the filmstocks match and further clash hideously with the various generations and grades of video stock footage. Some of the 16mm material is still marked with editor's grease pen and some other footage has been filmed off a video monitor with the monitor's screen edges visible on the edges of the frame (more or less depending on your TV's overscan). There is nothing remotely scary about the stories other than perhaps what these people find funny, although some of the recycled UNKNOWN COMIC footage is occasionally humorous. This footage appears in its proper context in the disc's extra, the full 50 minute UNKNOWN COMIC special in which Langston is joined by other comedians (including Osco collaborator Johnny Dark, who did a commentary for the Osco-starring Jackie Kong film THE BEING). The package is rounded out by THE ART OF NUDE BOWLING short, which is a faux-silent film attributed to Alfred Hitchcock (with unfunny "critical" commentary from DeFage and another comedian).