Imagine Russ Meyer remaking “Night of the Living Dead” with an everything goes all out orgy at the end and ending it all with one gigantic cumshot. Well, if you can imagine that, you're probably on medication, but for the rest of us, the closest thing is John Waters taking the piss out of “Night of the Living Dead” and ending it all with everyone headbutting each other into orgasm just before everyone is covered in one gigantic cumshot, aka “A Dirty Shame”.

Sylvia (Tracy Ullman) is a neuter, who is so uptight about sex, that she forces her hubby Vaughn (Chris Isaak) to masturbate in the bathroom and has her oversexed triple-X cup gogo dancing slut daughter Caprise (Selma Blair) locked up in the guesthouse. One day she hits her head and thanks to sexguru Ray Ray (Johnny Knoxville), she becomes a sex addict and begins to spread the gospel.

“A Dirty Shame” is John Waters resurrected. While “Hairspray”, “Crybaby” and “Serial Mom” are great films, they lack the radical hysterical uproar against decency. One thing is making fun at suburbia by having fun not saying the F-word (or the brown word), another thing is having a housewife forcing her husband to “discover the oyster” at 9 am in their car in the middle of their neighbourhood. One thing is having a good soundtrack, another is playing an oldie where they sing "My pussy is wet and sour." Not since “Polyester” has Waters been so fun to watch. Honestly, who else than Waters would have cameo David Hasselhoff to do nothing but take a shit?

It will shock you, it will teach you new ways of play spin the bottle and it will make you feel normal once again.

Henrik Sylow