Blueprints revealing the locations of secret Soviet missiles have been stolen and secreted in one of four lookalike golden compacts (three of them have explosives which will detonate if opened). Agent K.B. Anderson (André Chazel) intercepts them during a brawl in Tangier and heads back to Denmark with them. When he realizes that another spy is on the plane with him, Anderson plants all four of the compacts on the other passengers. Back in Denmark, Anderson, Arnold (Søren Strømberg), and bumbling Jensen (Ole Soltoft, introduced in the previous entry AGENT 69 - IN THE SIGN OF SCORPIO) must track down the passengers and retrieve the compacts while contending with the Russians (including THE SINFUL DWARF's Torbin Bille), deadly Madame KomPhur (Lee Fong Wong), and Matty Harri (Gina Janssen) whose sister is being held captive by the Russians. They track the last compact down to the clinic of dietitian Wolfgang Schmierkäse (Paul Hagen) - who proposes various sex acts based on the amount of calories they burn - where much shooting, scuffling, and screwing ensues. Despite his character name in the title and his presence in all of the other entries in the series, there is little room for Soltoft in this entry amidst the glut of characters. Soltoft mugs around in a handful of unfunny scenes while Arnold, Matty Harri, and Anderson handle much of the footwork (and XXX insert-augmented sex scenes). The climax (no pun intended) fails to generate much excitement and resorts to under-cranking the action (which includes Jensen being chased by spies on a runaway stretcher with Anderson and one of Schmierkäse's sex-dieting female patients as all of the other spies run around for no purpose other than to make the scene look zany while extras continue to explicitly screw in the background. Largely a waste of time and seemingly thrown together from elements of the previous Danish Sign entry (which was the only other spy-oriented one in the series AGENT 69 JENSEN - IN THE SIGN OF THE SCORPIO which was much more entertaining and coherent).